13. Makes you look cool in the eyes of the opposit sex.

12. Can't go to jail for it.

11. Thar'res gold in them thar're landfills.

10. Sex is better when you recycle.

9. Real men recycle.

8. Makes the spouse happy when you clean out the garage.

7. It's a family thing.

6. Saves you a mint in office supplies which makes the boss happy.

5. Quick and easy cash for beer drinkers.

4. Keeps your kids off the streets and your spouse out of the bars.

3. Cleans the city for future space invaders.

2. Safer than sex.

1. Environmentally clean.

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